Well, I finally did it.

I walked across a stage today and got a piece of paper that said that I was a smart person with a great future. I'm not one for pomp and circumstance, puffery and ceremony, but it was really really nice. Its taken me a bit longer than I thought it would, but thats only due to my own shortcomings. Tomorrow I start working. How many people can say that? (Quite a few I'm sure.) I have a major post in mind, one final act of arrogant self-indulgence before I turn this blog into something with a message and a direction that doesn't just serve to inflate my sense of self.

stay tuned. mea maxima culpa coming soon

Ballad of the Crackerman (careful, this is a RANT)

I haven't been around very long, but I have learned a few things in my short time here on Earth. For example, when someone uses the phrase "No hard feelings" as a farewell remark, they're probably lying.

Triumphant(?) return

Well, I'm back. I always thought I'd never come back to this place and that it would just languish for eternity on the hard drive of some long-forgotten server slowly decaying, but that would be too dignified. So, here I am with further attempts to pollute your thoughts with my rambling, disjointed rants about whatever... follow me down below the break, if you dare.