LOLOL PACHI WON US MONEY!!!one

<.blarg> we are really happy that our friend pachi (aka ben) has won us (which means him) some cash... remember i talked about a leveling contest yesterday regarding world of warcraft...enough said, he got 2nd place, and won serious cash. so to anyone who ever said anything bad about wow....ummm pachi won 150 dollars for 30 minutes work... goodnight and good luck<./blarg>

nyc (ie brooklyn, east village, deep manhattan)

ok, so here i am @ 330 in the am times....

so far in my adventure into the depths of nyc depravity...
your hero (that would be me, whether you like it or not) has spent 2 days in some of the most amazing places i have ventured so far... first (my "f" key doesnt work so well) we spent a day at digital [un]life which was surprisingly disappointing despite the fact that Gears of War makes PC gaming a whole new experience... for those of you who still are slaves to the bill gates empire, i highly, highly recommend this game. also, if you have ever played any nintendo game ever, i recommend the store known as "nintendo world" i bought a nearly life sized kirby plush toy... alls i have to say is, EPIC
such went the first day... aside from the random crazy person who had church on the subway (does that count jeff?). anyway, the second day was equally as amazing. we started off our "early" morning at the restaurant known as pizza by the park with some typical new york style pizza slices. then we walked to a little place named THE SUPERHERO SUPPLY STORE (the caps are necessary) needless to say i procured some kryptonite at this store in order to deal with my "problem"
after spending time at the brooklyn library, we went to the village. which is one of the greatest places ive ever been. we went to toy tokyo, which has every action figure from nearly every movie, cartoon or random work of art you can think of. from there we went to forbidden planet, which has every comic book you could ever think of. im not a comic book person, but, at the end of this adventure, i walked away with "marvel zombies vs. the army of darkness" and a warriors t-shirt.
subway rides abound, and saturday will most definitely be interesting, as we have met a friend from world of warcraft who will most definitely help us win $1200 in a leveling contest at digitalife... so, more to come i guess... later suckaz

i am seriously regretting not buying the "Mr. T in your pocket" gadget at toy tokyo
also, i am now a proud owner of an iphone
goodnight, i am sleepy

ny

well, its time. im going to new york tomorrow to attend the digital life conference. im really excited because im going with 2 of my really good friends and this promises to be an epic 5 day weekend.
on a related note, it appears that my phone has been stolen... yes i know; death to that person because me without a phone is a huge travesty! (if you didnt catch the sarcasm in that, you are dead inside) im currently working on a replacement, but more on that later...*rubs hands together menacingly* much later... so, yea, digital life, i dont own a digital camera but ill keep my eyes peeled, and maybe there will be some pics of me rubbing shoulders with the likes of jason mewes and norman reedus. or is it rubbing elbows...i cant remember. w/e later suckas

ps
i <3 ny

Zombie Plan

ok, this has been bothering me for some time now... after seeing this news article about an meteorite possibly making people sick, my imagination got to running. how many people have an up to date zombie plan? as a wise man once said "there are 2 types of people in this world, those who have a zombie plan, and those who don't... the people who don't have one, we call them 'dinner'..."

for those of you who don't have a zombie plan, i suggest you go now and start figuring one out. take ideas from dawn of the dead (original and remake) land of the dead, and 28 days later (i know its not technically a zombie movie, but they have a bunch of really good ideas)

as for me, i personally have about 6 or 7 zombie plans, i wont go into too much detail just in case some of you people actually become zombies and remember some of the sensitive aspects of the plans (just like day of the dead). here's a few highlights

1. lock down my house

this is my basic plan, in case the infestation of zombies is sudden and i have no time to implement any of the others, also this is my default plan for the new dawn of the dead/28days later zombies who are ridiculously fast and powerful. my parents have just installed accordion hurricane shutters, so fully locking down will be simple. also, we have a pretty good sized store of food put away also for hurricanes. basically the plan is to lock down and pray a hurricane comes and blows the zombies away... if not then comes my second plan

2. lock down at CF

this is a plan i share with a few other people... what better place to lock down than at a facility fully designed to be locked down? complete with open, sunlit areas of plant life, we could turn christ fellowship into a fully functioning community with an emphasis on prayer and missions... also zombie destruction

3. go clubbin'

ok, so the title kind of detracts from the ingenuity of this plan. but look at it this way, pretty much everyone will be fleeing major cities, correct? my question is, why not go against the flow? i know of a few buildings in downtown miami that would make great fortresses, and it would be a great opportunity for me to get in on the huge real estate boom thats going on right now.

4. FEEDING FRENZY!!!!!!!!

ok this is my personal favorite plan... knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus and go around eating brains... i have a list of people who are asking for me to munch on their brains, and i figure this would be a great way to get out and experience the other side of the conflict... maybe i could even become the wolfgang puck of zombies... endless possibilities...

i have a few more plans, but ill keep those to myself, thank you...

hahaha

i just watched a little girl about 7 years old get hit in the face with a book... by her own grandmother

WHITE FLOUR

now, this has probably been on every blog ever... but i really really like this story.
http://asheville.indymedia.org/article/107Clowns

this is epic

ill run it down in short for those of you too lazy to run your mouse over the link...

clowns make fun of kkk members, in the best way possible WITH CHEESY PUNS!
seriously, this goes right to the heart of an issue though. (if you will allow me to get deep and philosophical like my boss over at http://runwithgod.typepad.com/) this speaks to a much greater issue, that of combating ignorance. In my humble opinion this incident goes a long way towards proving a theory ive had for some time, that best possible way to diffuse tense situations like these is with silliness and tight showers. also, i believe that there is another side of this issue, one that is plainly obvious, but frequently gets overlooked. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE! sure racism still exists, but not every issue is about race. believe me, i know.


with all that said, i hope i can use this blog (and my 2 readers, HI MOM!) to further the cause of silliness in america (we need it, bad)
also i want to reproduce this somewhere

the shift key is for losers

whats in a blog?

this is my first entry in my first ever blog which probably no one but me will read



THE GOVERNMENT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!!



JESUS WAS BLACK!!!!



RONALD REAGAN WAS THE DEVIL!!!!



dont worry, i dont necessarily belive in those things, i was just trying to get your attention...



now that ive got you, welcome :)