Zombie Plan

ok, this has been bothering me for some time now... after seeing this news article about an meteorite possibly making people sick, my imagination got to running. how many people have an up to date zombie plan? as a wise man once said "there are 2 types of people in this world, those who have a zombie plan, and those who don't... the people who don't have one, we call them 'dinner'..."

for those of you who don't have a zombie plan, i suggest you go now and start figuring one out. take ideas from dawn of the dead (original and remake) land of the dead, and 28 days later (i know its not technically a zombie movie, but they have a bunch of really good ideas)

as for me, i personally have about 6 or 7 zombie plans, i wont go into too much detail just in case some of you people actually become zombies and remember some of the sensitive aspects of the plans (just like day of the dead). here's a few highlights

1. lock down my house

this is my basic plan, in case the infestation of zombies is sudden and i have no time to implement any of the others, also this is my default plan for the new dawn of the dead/28days later zombies who are ridiculously fast and powerful. my parents have just installed accordion hurricane shutters, so fully locking down will be simple. also, we have a pretty good sized store of food put away also for hurricanes. basically the plan is to lock down and pray a hurricane comes and blows the zombies away... if not then comes my second plan

2. lock down at CF

this is a plan i share with a few other people... what better place to lock down than at a facility fully designed to be locked down? complete with open, sunlit areas of plant life, we could turn christ fellowship into a fully functioning community with an emphasis on prayer and missions... also zombie destruction

3. go clubbin'

ok, so the title kind of detracts from the ingenuity of this plan. but look at it this way, pretty much everyone will be fleeing major cities, correct? my question is, why not go against the flow? i know of a few buildings in downtown miami that would make great fortresses, and it would be a great opportunity for me to get in on the huge real estate boom thats going on right now.

4. FEEDING FRENZY!!!!!!!!

ok this is my personal favorite plan... knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus and go around eating brains... i have a list of people who are asking for me to munch on their brains, and i figure this would be a great way to get out and experience the other side of the conflict... maybe i could even become the wolfgang puck of zombies... endless possibilities...

i have a few more plans, but ill keep those to myself, thank you...